Coffee Party = Fail. Epic fail. The "new media" once again proves it is the most effective tool to bring truth to light! Thanks again for all your hard work!! ....and for proving that "googling" is power. :)
Well, if they were going for truth in labeling, the soy milk latte sweetened with agave nectar party seems most appropriate. But like cappuccino, it just doesn't have that populist feel that you want in an astroturfing gig. But what I wouldn't give to have been a fly on the wall when this was all hashed out. I picture space aliens awkwardly contemplating how best to communicate with Earthlings.
Hmmm. The White Chocolate Mocha party. I'm just saying. Or, borrowing from Abe, how about the Skinny Soy Vanilla Latte, with Two Extra Shots of Espresso and a Shot of Hazelnut Syrup party. We can go allllll day.
This is getting pathetic. Does the COFFEE party even have an acronym. I never cared enough to find out.
By the way, judging from the complete absence of any larboard-leaning quistlings posting on this thread, I'd guess Comrade Park is blissfully unaware of having fun poked at her . . .
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Wonder why she's dropping "coffee" and switching to Cappuccino? sounds more "sophisticated" and not so "blue-collar"?
ReplyDeleteI suppose if this doesn't work, Annabelpark can try the "Kool Aid" party.
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Let's throw a tupperware party, Dr. Jacobson.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking that annabelpark should consider starting a "decaf" party. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteCoffee Party = Fail. Epic fail. The "new media" once again proves it is the most effective tool to bring truth to light! Thanks again for all your hard work!! ....and for proving that "googling" is power. :)
ReplyDeleteWell, if they were going for truth in labeling, the soy milk latte sweetened with agave nectar party seems most appropriate. But like cappuccino, it just doesn't have that populist feel that you want in an astroturfing gig. But what I wouldn't give to have been a fly on the wall when this was all hashed out. I picture space aliens awkwardly contemplating how best to communicate with Earthlings.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. The White Chocolate Mocha party. I'm just saying. Or, borrowing from Abe, how about the Skinny Soy Vanilla Latte, with Two Extra Shots of Espresso and a Shot of Hazelnut Syrup party. We can go allllll day.
ReplyDeleteThis is getting pathetic. Does the COFFEE party even have an acronym. I never cared enough to find out.
Hey, isn't Ms. Park the same chick who directed a choir of primary school graders in a song praising the godling?
ReplyDeleteP.S. LOL. The word verification for this post is "nonesly." I wonder if that means Park is not very sly?
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ReplyDeleteDoes the COFFEE party even have an acronym. I never cared enough to find out.
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ReplyDeleteSo, were on to Capucino. Good one.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, judging from the complete absence of any larboard-leaning quistlings posting on this thread, I'd guess Comrade Park is blissfully unaware of having fun poked at her . . .
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