Indeed, I relied on these reports for my post, Shinseki Hero, McChrystal Bum. McChrystal has issued a groveling apology based on the article. Politicians are furious, the nutroots are having their best day since they coined the phrase "General Betray Us," and even right-pundits are upset that McChrystal breached protocol.
Question: Has anyone actually read the Rolling Stone article?
Answer: Apparently not.
The article has very few direct quotes from McChrystal, and almost none that could be termed criticisms. There are a lot of "flavor" quotes, such as this:
But when it comes to actual criticisms of Obama or the administration, there is almost nothing attributed to McChrystal.
"I'd rather have my ass kicked by a roomful of people than go out to this dinner," McChrystal says.
He pauses a beat.
"Unfortunately," he adds, "no one in this room could do it."
There is a statement about Joe Biden, but it's of a joking nature by McChrystal and the negative comment is by an aide (emphasis mine):
The really incendiary comments all are attributed to others, almost always to anonymous sources (emphasis mine):
Now, flipping through printout cards of his speech in Paris, McChrystal wonders aloud what Biden question he might get today, and how he should respond.
"I never know what's going to pop out until I'm up there, that's the problem," he says. Then, unable to help themselves, he and his staff imagine the general dismissing the vice president with a good one-liner.
"Are you asking about Vice President Biden?" McChrystal says with a laugh. "Who's that?"
"Biden?" suggests a top adviser. "Did you say: Bite Me?"
The specific criticisms of specific administration officials are not attributed to McChrystal (emphasis mine):
According to sources familiar with the meeting, McChrystal thought Obama looked "uncomfortable and intimidated" by the roomful of military brass.
Their first one-on-one meeting took place in the Oval Office four months later, after McChrystal got the Afghanistan job, and it didn't go much better.
"It was a 10-minute photo op," says an adviser to McChrystal. "Obama clearly didn't know anything about him, who he was. Here's the guy who's going to run his fucking war, but he didn't seem very engaged. The Boss was pretty disappointed."
There is one quote about Holbrooke attributed to McChrystal, but again it is of a joking nature and the inflammatory comment is by an unnamed aide (emphasis mine):
But part of the problem is personal: In private, Team McChrystal likes to talk shit about many of Obama's top people on the diplomatic side. One aide calls Jim Jones, a retired four-star general and veteran of the Cold War, a "clown" who remains "stuck in 1985." Politicians like McCain and Kerry, says another aide, "turn up, have a meeting with Karzai, criticize him at the airport press conference, then get back for the Sunday talk shows. Frankly, it's not very helpful."
Only Hillary Clinton receives good reviews from McChrystal's inner circle. "Hillary had Stan's back during the strategic review," says an adviser. "She said, 'If Stan wants it, give him what he needs.' "
McChrystal reserves special skepticism for Holbrooke, the official in charge of reintegrating the Taliban. "The Boss says he's like a wounded animal," says a member of the general's team. "Holbrooke keeps hearing rumors that he's going to get fired, so that makes him dangerous. He's a brilliant guy, but he just comes in, pulls on a lever, whatever he can grasp onto. But this is COIN, and you can't just have someone yanking on shit."
McChrystal's comment about Ambassador Karl Eikenberry was defensive, mild, and limited to responding to Eikenberry's criticisms of McChrystal:
At one point on his trip to Paris, McChrystal checks his BlackBerry. "Oh, not another e-mail from Holbrooke," he groans. "I don't even want to open it." He clicks on the message and reads the salutation out loud, then stuffs the BlackBerry back in his pocket, not bothering to conceal his annoyance.
"Make sure you don't get any of that on your leg," an aide jokes, referring to the e-mail.
McChrystal and his team were blindsided by the cable. "I like Karl, I've known him for years, but they'd never said anything like that to us before," says McChrystal, who adds that he felt "betrayed" by the leak. "Here's one that covers his flank for the history books. Now if we fail, they can say, 'I told you so.' "There is no stinging criticism by McChrystal of Obama or other senior administration officials. It's just not in there.
So why is McChrystal apologizing?
For allowing a reporter bent on a sensational article to follow him around? That's a fair criticism, but hardly justifies the reaction. For the fact that McChrystal and some of his team use profanity? For the assessments anonymous sources attribute to McChrystal but McChrystal himself does not state?
If ever there were a trial as to whether the media and our politicians had gone mad, the controversy over the Rolling Stone article would be Exhibit A.
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