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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

How We Doin'?

Strike that:
Jobs
Debt Service Ability
Your Doctor
Your Private Health Insurance
Your House
Offshore Oil Drilling
Coal Mining
Freedom to be left alone
Incentive to work harder
Your Junk's Privacy
Lebanon
Turkey
Egypt
South America
Hope
Change
Did I miss anything?

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Posted by William A. Jacobson at 11:14 AM

20 comments:

  1. Stop shouting...February 2, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    Securing the borders

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  2. huskerdivaFebruary 2, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    How about Securing our Border???

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  3. Stop shouting...February 2, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    Afghanistan

    ReplyDelete
  4. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2011 at 11:36 AM

    You left out improving relations with traditional allies like Britain (formerly Great Britain), Germany, Israel, France and other of our free and civilized friends.

    ReplyDelete
  5. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    *schools closing everywhere
    *police force reductions
    *fire departments shrinking
    *food inflation
    *fuel inflation
    *creating a safer America for terrorists and their "moderate" Muslim friends.

    ReplyDelete
  6. gsFebruary 2, 2011 at 11:53 AM

    1. (*strike*) Language. (*/strike*)

    2. Did I miss anything?

    Shame! Shame!

    Did I omit anything?

    3. Suggestion for readers traumatized by the blogger's linguistic violence: meditate on images of Lenin, Mao, Guevara,... until you feel better.

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  7. AndrewFebruary 2, 2011 at 12:10 PM

    Rich people's feelings

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  8. Quite RightlyFebruary 2, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    Obama cancelled plans for missile interceptors in Poland and a radar station in the Czech Republic (both U.S. allies) on the 70th anniversary of the Soviet invasion of Poland.

    And he put the Dalai Lama out with the White House trash.

    So you might want to add Poland, the Czech Republic, and Tibet to your strike list.

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  9. David R. GrahamFebruary 2, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    Not Lying
    Not Cheating
    Not Stealing
    Not Tolerating Those Who Do
    Trust
    Loyalty
    Love
    Sincerity
    Modesty

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2011 at 12:44 PM

    Chicago Olympic Games

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  11. Andrew_M_GarlandFebruary 2, 2011 at 1:17 PM

    What do you order at Obama's restaurant? "Oh, just bring me something different."

    What is on the menu? "We're changing the menu, we hope to tell you later."

    "I'll have the special, Duck a l'Orange with Potatoes au Gratin for $0.99". "Sorry, the special has been changed to a hot dog and chips for $20.99. We'll bring you that. Most of that goes to help the poor. There is no need to pay now, we have your credit card number."
    - -
    How many people are needed to screw in a lightbulb? About 1000, according to the stimulus plan.
    - -
    It doesn't much matter what you believe so long as you are not sincere.

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  12. sort of runic rhymeFebruary 2, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    Gitmo, rendition, civilian trials for foreign terrorists.

    Post-racial Presidency/ DOJ, Democratic Party, Progressive media, SLPC, et. al.

    Political comity and Bi-partisanship (TM).

    Hope. (We got Change, all right. And just a little left jangling in our pockets.)

    ReplyDelete
  13. viatorFebruary 2, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    Preventing the second Shoah

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  14. Good LieutenantFebruary 2, 2011 at 2:21 PM

    This post = full of win.

    ReplyDelete
  15. showbiz111February 2, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    Iran
    Israel
    CapnTax
    Yemen
    SmartDiplomacy
    GITMO
    Transparency
    Muslim Outreach

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  16. sort of runic rhymeFebruary 2, 2011 at 3:22 PM

    Candidate Kumbaya.

    Now it's Warmonger President Drones (as in unlawful* assassinations and snoringly vapid speeches.)

    *under any Republican

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  17. sort of runic rhymeFebruary 2, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    Sputnik moment?

    Change the Missile Defense Agency logo to a Star and Crescent, increase NASA funding but cancel programs, task the NASA Administrator with the "foremost task of" outreach to the Muslim world, and tell the American People to reach for the stars by... high-speed rail between Chicago and St. Louis, for example, that will reduce triptime by 50 minutes

    and with solar roofing shingles that are a fine idea but which still have problems.

    This is Obama's big strategic, stratospheric thinking for America's future and her place in a contentious world and cosmos wanting to be explored.

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  18. WilliamFebruary 2, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    Geez. He really is just whistling through his presidency, isn't he?

    I've noticed a new meme on the Left: Obama's the good guy who wishes well but just can't cut through the crazy of the left and right. :<

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  19. sybilllFebruary 2, 2011 at 8:36 PM

    I personally slept better on Jan 21, 2009 knowing the sea levels had been lowered. Phew!

    ReplyDelete
  20. KerryFebruary 3, 2011 at 8:03 AM

    "When government doesn't obey the Constitution, what's treason?"
    Hope,Change, Sedition.
    (Also...got tire gauges?)

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