My Fellow Americans,
I have a plan, but I can't tell you about it because you are worried aboutjobs. If I really cared what you thought aboutjobs, I would have focused onjobsfrom day one instead of Obamacare. But one of myjobswas to transform the nation regardless of what you thought, so yourjobsreally didn't matter to me.
Talking aboutjobs, the Stimulus Plan saved or created millions ofjobs, but thejobsnow are gone because the federal funding of thejobsis gone. And now that the Republicans control the House, the loss of thosejobswill be blamed by my campaign team on Republicans, who not only want you to die quickly, they want you to lose yourjobsquickly.
You see, I'm smarter than you; the whole saved or createdjobsthing really was just a distraction to make you think I cared aboutjobswhen all I really cared about was social change and restructuring society into my vision of America. And if puffing up somejobsnumbers was the cover I needed to transform society, those phonyjobsnumbers were worth the effort.
I have severaljobsremaining in the next six years. Among thejobsI have assigned to myself is to finish off the private health insurance industry, which may result in the loss ofjobsbut those sort ofjobsare evil.
As to cap-and-trade, I know that opposition based on the loss ofjobshas sunk the legislation, but one of thejobsof the EPA is to destroyjobsthrough regulations. And let me give a shout-out to the Mountaineer State. How's that Manchin vote working out for your coal miningjobs?.
One of thejobsof the Interior and Energy Departments is to passjobsdestroying domestic energy production regulations similar to the EPA'sjobsdestroying energy consumption regulations. Theirjobswork together in brutal harmony to destroy non-greenjobsso that we can build an economy based on the economic fiction of greenjobs. And you will buy right into it, because you are stupid.
As to the deficit, who cares, since it will not affectjobsin Washington, D.C. In fact, the more we spend the morejobsI can give out to law professors whosejobsit will be to create more federal governmentjobsfor people whosejobswill be to destroy private sectorjobs.
--------------------------------------------And the national debt, forgettaboutit. The people in this administration whosejobsare to destroy private sectorjobswill be long gone from theirjobsbefore we reach the national debt tipping point. And when that day comes, you will be sneaking across the border into Mexico seekingjobsbecause there will not be any here, so adios amigos.
In conclusion, from this day forward I will be known as thejobsPresident, regardless of thejobswhich never were created because of my policies. You see, we can countjobscreated or saved, but countingjobsnever created is impossible, so thejobsnumbers emanating from my administration are only one side of thejobscoin. But you'll never know it.
How do I know that I will be regarded as thejobsPresident? Because my supporters have thejobswhich write the newspaper articles and history books, so it will be theirjobsto fool you into thinking I'm a centrist who really cares aboutjobs.
Thank you, and God Bless America.
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Do you really think he'll utter the words "God bless America"?
ReplyDeleteWorthy of Iowahawk. Well done.
ReplyDeleteThat speech without the red-lining would lift his "approval rating."
ReplyDeleteThat speech is like this classic Far Side cartoon!
ReplyDeleteFrom here until November 2012, his rhetoric will sound far more like that of a Republican than a Democrat. That's what happens when your agenda causes a historic electoral defeat of about 65 seats in the House and you want to be re-elected for a second term.
ReplyDeleteHe'll be sounding so much like a Republican over the next 18 months that you may find yourself wondering if he's about to switch parties and run for re-election by repealing Obamacare.
We've already seen it with the tax issue. He co-opted the Republicans in spite of the fact he's been droning on about how evil the "Bush tax cuts for the rich" have been for 6 long years. Then after the November shellacking, he sells his far left base down the river for the sake of political expediency and he takes the Republican side of the tax issue. I thought he was an ideologue in his first two years, but now I see he's an unprincipled opportunist.
Make sure you're wearing boots over the next several months, cause the b.s. is gonna be knee deep.
Standing OVULATION!
ReplyDeleteTonight is a particular honor for me because, let’s face it, my presence on this stage is pretty unlikely.
ReplyDeleteMy father was a foreign student, born and raised in a small village in Kenya.
He grew up herding goats, went to school in a tin-roof shack.
His father — my grandfather — was a cook, a domestic servant to the British.
But my grandfather had larger dreams for his son. Through hard work and perseverance my father got a scholarship to study in a magical place, America, that shone as a beacon of freedom and opportunity to so many who had come before.”
- "Barack Obama, 2004 Democratic National Convention Keynote Address"
So Obama or Barry Says his Father was a Native of Kenya ....Barack Hussein Obama Jr. was born to Barack Hussein Obama Sr.,Hawaii law allowed someone who was born outside the Hawaiian Islands to be registered as though he or she were born in Hawaii.
a citizen of Kenya and Stanley Ann Dunham, a citizen of the U.S.
Natural Born means a Child Born on US Soil to 2 US Citizens.
Blood and Dirt. *In a Nut Shell*
It doesn’t matter if Obama was born in Hawaii,Canada,Kenya or Mars.
He was still a UK and Colonies citizen at the time of his birth
because of his father’s citizenship.
If he was born in Hawaii, then he is also a US citizen but not a
“natural born citizen"
Barack Obama is NOT a natural born citizen, as required by our Constitution, and therefore,MUST BE REMOVED BY FORCE,if neccssary!! Taged,Baged,AND THROWN IN GITMO AS AN ENEMY OF THE UNITED STATES!.
Natural Born means a Child Born on US Soil to 2 US Citizens.
http://thecaptiansquarters.blogspot.com/2011/01/lets-put-pieces-togther.html
Professor, there was one problem with the the SOTU address you presented.
ReplyDeleteThe last line read:
"Thank you, and God Bless America."
There should have also been a strike line through "God" in the above line. We need to make sure we have consistency with his recent recitation of the Declaration of Independence where he leaves out “by their Creator.” He recited “endowed with certain unalienable rights….”
God Bless America is not in his vocabulary or his very make up as a man.
ReplyDeleteHe will say "God bless America because he is an opportunist and says whatever to suck up to the electorate. Look at the Tucson memorial--the jumbotron read"applause" indicating the audience to applaud and apparently he and Michelle traded high fives back stage after the event.This proves that he used the memorial speech as a political tool to improve his approval ratings. Sick sick sick.The man has no conscience. How could anyone not see through this? Apparently someone took a photo of the high fiving. Would love it to be published.
ReplyDeleteObama: He talks a lot, but he doesn't say much.
ReplyDeleteAnd he does even less.