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Friday, April 9, 2010

I Take One Day Off From Blogging And The Whole World Freaks Out

Definitely a day of F.O.M.S. (fear of missing something). I couldn't hit the blog during the day today because of meetings, and while I was away, the whole world freaked out.

Resignations, arguments, threats, more resignations, and then some:

  • Obama debated Sarah Palin on nuclear weapons strategy, which is the sum of all left-wing fears, and worse yet, it was triggered by a question from the MSM. CAT FIGHT!


  • Speaking of Palin, a HuffPo blogger lamented that left-wing women are wimps (she said it, not me) in comparison to She who has tunneled into their minds so deeply they are pulling their hair out trying to get at Her.


  • Dawn Johnsen resigned from the DOJ position she never had.


  • John Paul Stevens will retire from the position he has held on the Supreme Court since we had 48 states, leaving liberals with a no win confirmation fight; best they can do is get another JPS.


  • Bart Stupak will retire from the House, after Nancy Pelosi called his bluff and he folded like a wet noodle (I know, mixed metaphor), leading to the best acronym ever, DLTDHYOTWO.


  • Alan "You Want People To Die" Grayson crashed a Republican event, exposing his paranoia by claiming the Republicans were following HIM (or something like that), and confirmed why he never should be allowed in the same city as the nuclear football.


  • Nate Silver, the perpetual Democratic hopester-pollster says it will be bad, really bad, do not even get out of bed bad for Democrats in November.


  • LGF announced that the world would end due to too many people downing "a six-pack of White Castle bacon cheeseburgers and a sack of onion chips with three bottles of Guinness Stout."


  • A New Jersey teachers' union prayed for Gov. Chris Christie's death. But I thought prayer was not allowed in school?
See you tomorrow.

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7 comments:

  1. "Alan 'You Want People To Die' Grayson crashed a Republican event, exposing his paranoia by claiming the Republicans were following HIM (or something like that)...."

    Funny about that......when you hear what he said, he accused the Republicans at the meeting of "spying" - then said the letter he was waiving around was "sent from one of you here at this meeting." Sounds like he has HIS spies working overtime!! Is he suffering from: a)projection, b)hypocracy, c)paranoia, or d)all of the above? I pick "d". On steroids!!

    All in a day you could not blog.....glad you got caught up!! :D

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  2. 'She who has tunneled into their minds so deeply they are pulling their hair out trying to get at Her.'
    Absolutely hysterical! And true! Never have I seen the Left so utterly wild with hate over someone (not even Reagan) - who happens to have no voting or legislative power!
    And what does Palin do? By God, she comes out with - of all people the Left ALSO hate - MICHELLE BACHMAN and TWEAKS OBAMA! Who, like a fool, takes the bait! Which sets Palin up to drop ROUND TWO on Obama! OMG! This is just delicious!

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  3. Michelle Malkin was being too ladylike with her Stupak Acronym. The proper acronym is DLTDHYITAONTWO ... Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

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  4. On a CBS news website where they were covering the Obama-Palin catfight they had a poll asking readers to vote on which one was better equipped to deal with the issue. Palin won by about 10 points.

    Hahahahahahahahahaha!

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  5. You have to feel for Grayson. Tertiary syphilis is a helluva thing.

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  6. Obama debated Sarah Palin on nuclear weapons strategy, which is the sum of all left-wing fears, and worse yet, it was triggered by a question from the MSM. CAT FIGHT!

    Cat Fight lol.A cat fight between a pussycat and a tiger.Guess which one is the pussycat.Its not Sarah Palin.

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  7. I am in the UK and I spend most of my time reading US political blogs from which I know that conservatives have the brains and liberals have hangnails which must really hurt. Poor things!
    I was, however, going to make edgy comments about the straight-laced bloggers who cannot admit the existence of the arse. But Gadfly beat me to it. Love you, Gadfly....a bit.

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