Emergency Alert: Islamic Jihad Seizes Israeli Soldiers' Hot Dogs

This just in:

First, the bad news - Islamic Jihad has seized the hot dogs of invading Zionist-entity soldiers.

Next, the good news - The hot dog wrappers were empty.

Then, the really good news -

"Meanwhile, the IDF has boasted somewhat more impressive achievements Saturday. The army said it killed Gaza City rocket chief Amir Mansi, a central figure involved in Grad rocket attacks on Israel."