I Went to Greece on Vacation and All I Got Was This Lousy ...

I went to Greece on vacation to escape the hard times here in the U.S. of A. It wasn't much fun, all I got was this lousy ...

• Chance to sit and relax after a long flight
• Head on fire, no extra charge for me
• Fire walk with friends, we're so proud of ourselves
• Fire extinguisher blast, a nice break from the Mediterranean heat
• Car flip (who cares, it's a rental)
• Lesson in Greek chair dancing
• Numbness in my groin
• Chance to play hot potato
• Ancient Greek heat treatment
• Wake up call from the police
• Song in joyful harmony
• Example of what it means to be a Democrat in the cradle of democracy
• Olympic shot put tryout
• Day old Greek pastry
• Game of knock-knock, who's there
• View of street art
• Burning of something other than the U.S. or Israeli flags
• Warning about Christmas tree fire hazards
• Rock star treatment